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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

nothatsstupid:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

not ever

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

dajra:

Kanaya Maryam [x] | Photographer [x]

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got together a magazine spread of some humanstuck Kanaya outfits!

Click for some stupid captions.

GQ Photo Spreads - Eridan | Gamzee Karkat | Sollux | John

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

faffymungebimp:

rp-michael-j-caboose:

professor-goodwitch:

karkat-doodle-doo:

mectoharmonics:

salvatoreharan:

metangy:

farmers using snapchat is such a fucking concept to me

Edgar is the one in the hole

Free Edgar 2013

Dont free him

Free Edgar 2014

#FuckEdgar2014

Do not fuck Edgar

faffymungebimp:

rp-michael-j-caboose:

professor-goodwitch:

karkat-doodle-doo:

mectoharmonics:

salvatoreharan:

metangy:

farmers using snapchat is such a fucking concept to me

Edgar is the one in the hole

Free Edgar 2013

Dont free him

Free Edgar 2014

#FuckEdgar2014

Do not fuck Edgar

dont-panic-zoology:

cool-critters:

Okapi (Okapia johnstoni)

The okapi is a giraffid artiodactyl mammal native to the Ituri Rainforest, located in the northeast of the Democratic Republic of the Congo in Central Africa. Although the okapi bears striped markings reminiscent of zebras, it is most closely related to the giraffe. A 2013 study determined there are 10,000 okapis remaining in the wild, down from 40,000 a decade ago. The same year, the okapi was reclassified as an endangered species. The okapi’s tongue is also long enough for the animal to wash its eyelids and clean its ears (inside and out). Okapis are essentially solitary, coming together only to breed, with the exception of mothers and offspring. Okapis forage along fixed, well-trodden paths through the forest. Okapis are herbivores, feeding on tree leaves and buds, grasses, ferns, fruits, and fungi. Many of the plant species on which okapis feed are poisonous to humans.

photo credits: wiki, zooborns, baynews9

Beauties!

takemetothedungeons:

Say goodbye.

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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doctorbatman:

agirlwithhairlikethis:

iraffiruse:

I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life.

THIS IS THE IQ TEST

FUCK YOU
THAT IS NOT INTUITIVE AT ALL
I JUST
AAA;SLDKF;LAKSJFG;H
It drives me nuts when people are like “Things you’ve been doing wrong” and it’s stuff that really doesn’t matter because both ways work.
Know what else would help here? POURING THE DAMN JUICE SLOWLY AND CLOSER TO THE GLASS! 
Fuckin’ Buzzfeed high ‘n mighty bullshit

doctorbatman:

agirlwithhairlikethis:

iraffiruse:

I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life.

THIS IS THE IQ TEST

FUCK YOU

THAT IS NOT INTUITIVE AT ALL

I JUST

AAA;SLDKF;LAKSJFG;H

It drives me nuts when people are like “Things you’ve been doing wrong” and it’s stuff that really doesn’t matter because both ways work.

Know what else would help here? POURING THE DAMN JUICE SLOWLY AND CLOSER TO THE GLASS! 

Fuckin’ Buzzfeed high ‘n mighty bullshit